Who wants to be a gentleman?

"A gentleman does his best to be there when he is needed and to stay out of the way the rest of the time. A gentleman doesnt make jokes about race,religion or gender;neither does he find such jokes amusing. A gentleman is always ready to offer a hearty handshake. A gentleman keeps his leather shoes polished,and his fingernails clean. A gentleman does not attempt to walk and send a text message at the same time." ........so who wants to be a gentleman?